Best News Bloopers Compilation - playithub.com
Published: 4 years ago By: RockadellEdits
By: RockadellEditsPublished: 4 years ago
71, 435 Likes 10, 977 Dislikes
Watch more: http://bit.ly/MoreAwesomeCompilations
Came across anything Funny/ Insane?
Message Us, we will credit you and the Original uploader with Permission.
Pin RockadelEdits in your Subscriptions Center to never miss an Awesome Video! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_manager
✔ From: http://www.youtube.com/user/RockadellEdits
Americans will come here in Russia you will say only ''Hey guys welcome to hell" and kill all
That roach on his back!!!
pg.1 par. 1 "The joint chiefs of staff have considered the attached memorandum for the chief of operations, cuba project..."
pg 5 par. 1 "...The joint chiefs of staff are to indicate brief but precise description of pretexts which they consider would provide justification for us military intervention in Cuba"
pg. 5 par. 5 "The suggested courses of action appended to enclosure A are based on the premise that us military intervention will result from a period of heightened US-Cuban tensions which place the united states in the position of suffering justifiable grievances. World opinion, and the United Nations forum should be favorably affected by developing the international image of the cuban government as rash and irresponsible, and as an alarming and unpredictable threat to the peace of the western hemisphere."
pg. 10 par. 2 "A series of well coordinated incidents will be planed to take place in and around Guantanamo to give genuine appearance of being done by hostile Cuban forces.
a. Incidents to establish a credible attacks...
1) Start rumors (many) . Use clandestine radio.
2) Land friendly cubans in uniform "over-the-fence" to stage attack on base (use base in guantanamo)
3) Capture cuban (friendly) saboteurs inside the (us) base.
4) start riots near the base main gate (friendly cubans).
5) blow up ammunition inside the base; start fires.
6) burn aircraft on air base (sabotage).
7) lob mortar shells from outside of base into base some damage to installations.
8) capture assault teams approaching from the sea or vicinity of Guantanamo city.
pg. 11 par. 3 " A "Remember the Maine" incident could be arranged in several forms:
a. We could blow up a US ship in Guantanamo Bay and blame cuba.
b. We could blow up a drone (unmanned) vessel anywhere in the cbuan waters. We could arrange to cause such incident in the vicinity of Havana or Santiago as a spectacular result of Cuban attack from the air or sea, or both. The presence of cuban planes or ships merely invetigating the intent of the vessel could be fairly compelling evidence that the ship was taken under attack. ...
par. 4 We could develop a communist cuban terror campaign in the miami area, in other florida cities and even in washington. The terror campaign could be pointed at cuban refugees seeking haven in the united states. We could sink a boatload of cuban enroute to Florida (real or simulated). We could foster attempts on lives of cuban refugees in the united states even to the extent of wounding in instances to be widely publicized. Exploding a few plastic bombs in carefully chosen spots, the arrest of cuban agents and the release of prepared oocuments substantiating cuban involvement also would be helpful in projecting the idea of an irresponsible government."
pg. 14 par. 9 " It is possible to create an incident which will make it appear that communist cuban migs have destroyed a USAF aircrfat over international waters in an unprovoked attack."